What Was the Point, Russia?

To the ones who give the orders,

fear I read today that Russia is beginning it’s withdrawal from Georgia after beating a violent path to the city of Gori. But what destruction came at the hands of the Russians was nothing compared to the destruction caused by the Ossetia, Russia, and, in one case, Chechnya looters (according to various victims) that came after the Russian army had passed. These less than worthless wastes of life looted, burned and maimed their cowardly way well behind the Russians as they made their way south. So what was your point Russia?

Did you think you were actually going to be able to invade and finally retake a rebellious country back into the fold by force? And tell me you didn’t know that hordes of these miserable creatures would be no more than a few miles behind you wherever you went. Are you blind enough to believe that you can get away with what you got away with 30 and 40 years ago or was this another childish remonstration that basically amounted to a punishment for breaking away in the first place akin to a schoolyard bully thrashing a smaller boy simply because he told him no? A deterrent to other Russian provinces that you fear might also break away and declare their own independence?

The whole world’s watching you Russia, every move you make is almost immediately broadcast globally through every possible medium available thanks to the Internet and the WWW and there aren’t many out there cheering you on, especially those who “fought” in the Cold War because there won’t be another Cold War. The next one will get very hot indeed, it couldn’t be otherwise; the environment that created the first one doesn’t exist any longer and the whole world will suffer for it and that is not acceptable. Understanding that the old USA has it’s own lessons to learn in the same respect, we’re still several strides ahead of you so to the ones who give the orders to those armies of yours, it’s past time you smartened up.

Not that my expression of disdain here actually means anything, not that it’s going to make a whit of difference one way or another, it’s just probably a damn good thing I’m not in a position where I could make a difference since it definitely wouldn’t be pretty. I guess that makes me no better than you, does it?

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Google’s AdSense for Feeds-Not!

I saw a headline on the news about Google’s new AdSense for Feeds service finally being made available to the general public, something which I’ve been waiting on for some time now. So I read up on this new offering on Google’s AdSense blog and then headed into my long standing AdSense account figuring this should be easy enough to do since my feeds are already “burned” for both sites, Google now owns FeedBurner and everything should be right there to set up.

I guess not…

Okay, the “AdSense for Feeds" was listed under the AdSense Setup tab alright and the procedure was simple enough just as they said it would be but when I got down to the list of existing feeds, nothing was there. Wait now…there’s a link below where my existing feeds should have been that leads to a help page that tells me how to migrate my existing (“burned”) feeds from FeedBurner to my AdSense account. Okay, that makes sense, Google can’t do everything you know. But what do I find on that less than helpful help page?

Google will soon provide a self-service process to migrate from an account on the original FeedBurner website to a Google Account. We have temporarily paused processing of new manual migration requests; we are working doggedly through the initial queue of requests and will re-open account migration services as soon as the first batch is completed.

Wonderful! They announced that a new service was ready to go and it’s not. Now ask me if I’m sick and tired of seeing this kind of thing. Go ahead…ask me.

Seems they’re still working on all those requests from the old “FeedBurner Ad Network” (FAN)?!?? You’ve got to be kidding me! I applied for that over a year ago and completely forgot about it when nothing ever happened, not even an email telling me my site didn’t cut the mustard. I even reapplied last May when FeedBurner announced that AdSense ads were now available for your "burned" feed through FAN and still nothing ever came of it and now this. Talk about a complete FUBAR of an operation. So I bang into my old FeedBurner account for my original site and sure enough, I’m still marked as a member of FAN for that particular feed. Still no ads though amazingly enough.

Absolutely poor management on Google’s part and no excuse for it–none whatsoever. Tell the whole world about this new service by plastering it all over the news, write up a “Here Ya’ Go!” type AdSense blog post and when site owners head to their existing AdSense account–it’s not ready. Who did they think were going to be the first to pounce on this new service but site owners who had already had “burned” feeds and AdSense accounts? Not exactly what you might call an minority group of players here. But wait, there’s also a major problem for those who don’t pay attention to the last line on the AdSense for Feeds page:

You can also (link)burn a new feed (link) right now to display this ad unit.

You do this and according to the comments I’ve read, apparently the new “burned” feed replaces your current one hence losing some or all of their subscribers in the process. Now there’s a kick in the face for you.

The good news to all this is that site owners who haven’t “burned” their feeds yet through FeedBurner can do so using the AdSense for Feeds "link" I referred to in the quote above without fear of losing subscribers, via your AdSense account. The reason for this is if I already have an existing “burned” feed that readers have subscribed to using that “burned” URL then I would lose those subscribers when the “burned” URL was replaced with the new one. However, I would keep the ones that originally subscribed to my raw feed from my site (the “unburned” one).

For those whose feeds are not yet “burned” and decide to do so via “AdSense for Feeds”, your current subscribers will automatically be redirected to your new “burned” feed so no loss is experienced which is the way FeedBurner has always worked. Of course this doesn’t mean you’ll see any ads right away if you do this, I figure you won’t see any until they get through that batch of FAN requests which have been piling up over the last several months but that’s just a guess on my part.

To just set the record straight, I’ve always liked Google and their offerings both online and offline. There’s always a decent amount of quality in both function and form in the majority of services Google provides so this debacle (IMO) of the new “AdSense for Feeds” service stands out like a thousand sore thumbs. The bottom line here is that Google announced the launch of a new service that was only half ready and compounded the error by not pointing out that site owners who already had "burned" feeds but had not previously applied for the FeedBurner Ad Network could not yet make use of the new service and that makes for a whole lot of users left out in the cold who’ve waited for this particular AdSense service to finally arrive.

Bad form all around if you ask me.

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Dear Julia, We Never Knew

Julia with mallet There’s not much that happens these days that actually makes me waggle my hairy eyebrows but yesterday’s news about Julia Child made me not only waggle them, I actually read two full articles and today, the just released in the Office of Strategic Services (OSS) during WWII; the forerunner of the CIA.

And it seems she not only cooked up great dishes on her long running cooking show but she also cooked up shark repellent during her time in the OSS. Glad she never got the two mixed up:

Julia then worked with the OSS Emergency Sea Rescue Equipment Section, where she helped develop shark repellent. The repellent was a critical tool during WWII, and was coated on explosives that were targeting German U-boats. Before the introduction of the shark repellent, curious sharks would sometimes set off the explosives when they bumped into them.

Seems she was hoping she actually might become a spy but that never came about. Perhaps that she was 6’2” tall had something to do with it. Still, being Chief of the OSS Registry with the weight of top security clearances riding upon her shoulders is nothing to smirk at.

From 1944-1945, Julia was sent overseas and worked in Ceylon, present day Sri Lanka, and Kunming, China. During these last two years in the OSS, Julia served as Chief of the OSS Registry. Julia — having top security clearances — knew every incoming and outgoing message that passed throughout her office, as her Registry was serving all the intelligence branches. During her time in Ceylon, Julia handled highly classified papers that dealt with the invasion of the Malay Peninsula. Julia was fascinated with the work, even when there were moments of danger.

I always knew from my time in the US Submarine Force during the Cold War that my country was damn good at keeping it’s war related/military secrets to themselves but I never new they were that good. It seems that she was a lot more than a decent, funny, and rather unique chef on television that appeared to occasionally put a bit more wine into herself than she did into her cooking. But then again…looks can be deceiving can’t they?

Bless ya’ Julia, we never knew.

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The Most Important Voter Issue For 2008 is…

Finally! Truth in the media. Hope you enjoy this bit of commentary from as much as I did.
 
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40 Days and 40 Nights

When is it going to stop raining? The summer had a fine start up until July rolled in and it’s been raining ever since. The way things have been going weather wise over the last 40 days or so I’m just hoping I’ll get one final chance to mow the lawn before the snow flies. And we’re not just talking about sprinkles here, we’re talking about absolute tropical downpours. Since when did Vermont have a monsoon season anyway, isn’t mud season is bad enough?

So for all those folks that might have been thinking of visiting Vermont sometime in the near future, I have some rather bad news for you…

It’s not there any longer.

Too much rain

I’m posting this from a rowboat by the way.

Got an umbrella to keep the laptop dry.

Yeah…it’s still raining.

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Then Again Stupidity Runs on Both Sides of the Law

 

This requires no explanation

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Robbery Just Ain’t Your Thing

Here’s an example of two people getting a major clue that bank robbery just isn’t their line of work.

Does my heart good to see that. Just goes to prove that not only does crime not pay, it can also give you one hell of a headache.

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Our Short Walks

After Dinner:

Me: “Would you like to attempt a walk?”

Her: “Okay, but it will have to be a short one, my legs hurt some.”

Me: “S’alright with me. The way my back is I’m not looking to make a couple miles here.”

(Outside and onward to the corner, hand in hand…)

Me: “Where to, Love?”

Her: “Up.” (She points up the hill.)

Me: “Ya’ sure?”

Her: “Yup”.

(up the hill, around the curve and down the other side…)

Me: “How far you want to go, the glue tanks?”

Her: “We can go a bit farther. You doing okay?”

Me: “I’m game if you are.”

(Past the glue tanks and down the road…half a mile from house by now…)

Me: “We going to pay the dead folks a visit?”

Her: “Yup.”

Me: “Quiet neighborhood. We’ll hear the birds that way.”

Her: “Caw…caw.” (The 3 ravens that hang out in the tree in our backyard are following us as usual, she talks to them.)

(We turn down Cemetery road, 3/4’s of a mile from the house when we reach the cemetery…)

Her: “Left turn, Clyde.”

Me: “Ooookay.”

Her: “Doing okay?”

Me: “I can make it if you can.”

(Down around to the left side of the cemetery we go, up the side [it's a rather long grave yard], then down around to the center road that heads back toward Cemetery road. We visit along the way.)

Her: “Look at all the new pine cones way up near the top there.”

Me: “If I do I’m gonna fall backward.”

Her: “Whoa, I see what you mean.”

Me: “Let’s leave that to the ravens shall we? They can tell us about them later.”

(End of cemetery road, turn right, past the glue tanks…)

Her: “My legs are killing me.”

Me: “Did it again didn’t we?”

Her: “Yah.”

Me: “Let’s cross the tracks then, forget the hill.”

(Across the tracks and back to our street, 1/4 mile to go…)

Her: “Groooaan.”

Me: pain, hurt, ow, stab, etc…

(…and the house…)

Her: “Thank God, we’re home!”

Me: pain, hurt, ow, stab, etc…

(We collapse into chairs, grimaces of pain plastered across our faces…)

Me: “That was a real nice walk, Love. Do it again tomorrow?”

Her: “You bet.”

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